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第29章 How Did You Ever Get Here

One winter morning, an employee①explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. “It was so slippery②out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two.”

The boss eyed him suspiciously③: “Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?”

“I finally gave up,” he said, “and started for home.”

① employeen. 受雇者,雇工,雇员,从业员工

② slipperyadj. 滑的,容易滑的

③ suspiciouslyadv. 猜疑地,疑心很深地

你是怎样来的

一个冬天的早晨,一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了,我每向前迈一步,就要向后退两步。”

老板狐疑地看着他:“噢,是吗?那你是怎样到这里来的?”

“后来我决定放弃,”他说,“然后我就往家里走。”