"January 5.- Dear Margaret, it is a noble city, and a kind mother to arts.Here they cut in wood and ivory, that 'tis like spider's work, and paint on glass, and sing angelical harmonies.Writing of books is quite gone by; here be six printers.Yet was I offered a bountiful wage to write fairly a merchant's accounts, one Fugger, a grand and wealthy trader, and hath store of ships, yet his father was but a poor weaver.But here in commerce, her very garden, men swell like mushrooms.And he bought my horse of me, and abated me not a jot, which way of dealing is not known in Holland.But oh, Margaret, the workmen of all the guilds are so kind and brotherly to one another, and to me.Here, methinks, Ihave found the true German mind, loyal, frank, and kindly, somewhat choleric withal, but nought revengeful.Each mechanic wears a sword.The very weavers at the loom sit girded with their weapons, and all Germans on too slight occasion draw them and fight; but no treachery: challenge first, then draw, and with the edge only, mostly the face, not with Sir Point; for if in these combats one thrust at his adversary and hurt him, 'tis called ein schelemstucke, a heinous act, both men and women turn their backs on him; and even the judges punish thrusts bitterly, but pass over cuts.Hence in Germany be good store of scarred faces, three in five at least, and in France scarce more than one in three.
"But in arts mechanical no citizens may compare with these.
Fountains in every street that play to heaven, and in the gardens seeming trees, which being approached, one standing afar touches a spring, and every twig shoots water, and souses the guests to their host's much delectation.Big culverins of war they cast with no more ado than our folk horse-shoes, and have done this fourscore years.All stuffs they weave, and linen fine as ours at home, or nearly, which elsewhere in Europe vainly shall ye seek.
Sir Printing Press - sore foe to poor Gerard, but to other humans beneficial - plieth by night and day, and casteth goodly words like sower afield; while I, poor fool, can but sow them as I saw women in France sow rye, dribbling it in the furrow grain by grain.And of their strange mechanical skill take two examples.
For ending of exemplary rogues they have a figure like a woman, seven feet high, and called Jung Frau; but lo, a spring is touched, she seizeth the poor wretch with iron arms, and opening herself, hales him inside her, and there pierces him through and through with two score lances.Secondly, in all great houses the spit is turned not by a scrubby boy, but by smoke.Ay, mayst well admire, and judge me a lying knave.These cunning Germans do set in the chimney a little windmill, and the smoke struggling to wend past, turns it, and from the mill a wire runs through the wall and turns the spit on wheels; beholding which I doffed my bonnet to the men of Augsburg, for who but these had ere devised to bind ye so dark and subtle a knave as Sir Smoke, and set him to roast Dame Pullet?
"This day, January 8, with three craftsmen of the town, I painted a pack of cards.They were for a senator, in a hurry.I the diamonds.My queen came forth with eyes like spring violets, hair a golden brown, and witching smile.My fellow-craftsmen saw her, and put their arms round my neck and hailed me master.Oh, noble Germans! No jealousy of a brother-workman: no sour looks at a stranger; and would have me spend Sunday with them after matins;and the merchant paid me so richly as I was ashamed to take the guerdon; and I to my inn, and tried to paint the queen of diamonds for poor Gerard; but no, she would not come like again.Luck will not be bespoke.Oh, happy rich man that hath got her! Fie! fie!
Happy Gerard that shall have herself one day, and keep house with her at Augsburg.
"January 8.- With my fellows, and one Veit Stoss, a wood-carver, and one Hafnagel, of the goldsmiths' guild, and their wives and lasses, to Hafnagel's cousin, a senator of this free city, and his stupendous wine-vessel.It is ribbed like a ship, and hath been eighteen months in hand, and finished but now, and holds a hundred and fifty hogsheads, and standeth not, but lieth; yet even so ye get not on his back, withouten ladders two, of thirty steps.And we sat about the miraculous mass, and drank Rhenish from it, drawn by a little artificial pump, and the lasses pinned their crantzes to it, and we danced round it, and the senator danced on its back, but with drinking of so many garausses, lost his footing and fell off, glass in hand, and broke an arm and a leg in the midst of us.
So scurvily ended our drinking bout for this time.
"January 10.- This day started for Venice with a company of merchants, and among them him who had desired me for his scrivener; and so we are now agreed, I to write at night the letters he shall dict, and other matters, he to feed and lodge me on the road.We be many and armed, and soldiers with us to boot, so fear not the thieves which men say lie on the borders of Italy.
But an if I find the printing press at Venice, I trow I shall not go unto Rome, for man may not vie with iron.
"Imprimit una dies quantum non scribitur anno.And, dearest, something tells me you and I shall end our days at Augsburg, whence going, I shall leave it all I can - my blessing.
"January 12.- My master affecteth me much, and now maketh me sit with him in his horse-litter.A grave good man, of all respected, but sad for loss of a dear daughter, and loveth my psaltery: not giddy-faced ditties, but holy harmonies such as Cul de Jatte made wry mouths at.So many men, so many minds.But cooped in horse-litter and at night writing his letters, my journal halteth.
"January 14.- When not attending on my good merchant, I consort with such of our company as are Italians, for 'tis to Italy Iwend, and I am ill seen in Italian tongue.A courteous and a subtle people, at meat delicate feeders and cleanly: love not to put their left hand in the dish.They say Venice is the garden of Lombardy, Lombardy the garden of Italy, Italy of the world.