When one of these is discovered, specially trained champions are summoned from every corner of the country.They arrive in hot haste, eager for the battle, which takes place in the presence of the entire neighbourhood.The number of champions for some reason or another is limited to twenty-two.Each one seizing in turn a large piece of wood, rushes at the Ball as it flies along the ground, or through the air, and strikes at it with all his force.When, exhausted, he can strike no longer, he throws down his weapon and retires into a tent, where he is restored to strength by copious draughts of a drug the nature of which I have been unable to discover.Meanwhile, another has picked up the fallen weapon, and the contest is continued without a moment's interruption.The Ball makes frantic efforts to escape from its tormentors, but every time it is captured and flung back.
So far as can be observed, it makes no attempt at retaliation, its only object being to get away; though, occasionally--whether by design or accident--it succeeds in inflicting injury upon one or other of its executioners, or more often upon one of the spectators, striking him either on the head or about the region of the waist, which, judging by results, would appear, from the Ball's point of view, to be the better selection.These small reddish Balls are quickened into life evidently by the heat of the sun; in the cold season they disappear, and their place is taken by a much larger Ball.This Ball the champions kill by striking it with their feet and with their heads.But sometimes they will attempt to suffocate it by falling on it, some dozen of them at a time.
"Another of these seemingly harmless enemies of the human race is a small white Ball of great cunning and resource.It frequents sandy districts by the sea coast and open spaces near the large towns.It is pursued with extraordinary animosity by a florid-faced insect of fierce aspect and rotundity of figure.The weapon he employs is a long stick loaded with metal.With one blow he will send the creature through the air sometimes to a distance of nearly a quarter of a mile; yet so vigorous is the constitution of these Balls that it will fall to earth apparently but little damaged.It is followed by the rotund man accompanied by a smaller insect carrying spare clubs.
Though hampered by the prominent whiteness of its skin, the extreme smallness of this Ball often enables it to defy re-discovery, and at such times the fury of the little round man is terrible to contemplate.He dances round the spot where the ball has disappeared, ****** frenzied passes at the surrounding vegetation with his club, uttering the while the most savage and bloodcurdling growls.Occasionally striking at the small creature in fury, he will miss it altogether, and, having struck merely the air, will sit down heavily upon the ground, or, striking the solid earth, will shatter his own club.Then a curious thing takes place: all the other insects standing round place their right hand before their mouth, and, turning away their faces, shake their bodies to and fro, emitting a strange crackling sound.Whether this is to be regarded as a mere expression of their grief that the blow of their comrade should have miscarried, or whether one may assume it to be a ceremonious appeal to their gods for better luck next time, I have not as yet made up my mind.The striker, meanwhile, raises both arms, the hands tightly clenched, towards the heavens, and utters what is probably a prayer, prepared expressly for the occasion.
[The Heir of all Ages.His Inheritance.]
In similar manner he, the Celestial Observer, proceeds to describe our billiard matches, our tennis tournaments, our croquet parties.
Maybe it never occurs to him that a large section of our race surrounded by Eternity, would devote its entire span of life to sheer killing of time.A middle-aged friend of mine, a cultured gentleman, a M.A.of Cambridge, assured me the other day that, notwithstanding all his experiences of life, the thing that still gave him the greatest satisfaction was the accomplishment of a successful drive to leg.Rather a quaint commentary on our civilization, is it not?
"The singers have sung, and the builders have builded.The artists have fashioned their dreams of delight." The martyrs for thought and ******* have died their death; knowledge has sprung from the bones of ignorance; civilization for ten thousand years has battled with brutality to this result--that a specimen gentleman of the Twentieth Century, the heir of all the ages, finds his greatest joy in life the striking of a ball with a chunk of wood!
Human energy, human suffering, has been wasted.Such crown of happiness for a man might surely have been obtained earlier and at less cost.Was it intended? Are we on the right track? The child's play is wiser.The battered doll is a princess.Within the sand castle dwells an ogre.It is with imagination that he plays.His games have some relation to life.It is the man only who is content with this everlasting knocking about of a ball.The majority of mankind is doomed to labour so constant, so exhausting, that no opportunity is given it to cultivate its brain.Civilization has arranged that a small privileged minority shall alone enjoy that leisure necessary to the development of thought.And what is the answer of this leisured class? It is:
"We will do nothing for the world that feeds us, clothes us, keeps us in luxury.We will spend our whole existence knocking balls about, watching other people knocking balls about, arguing with one another as to the best means of knocking balls about."[Is it "Playing the Game?"]
Is it--to use their own jargon--"playing the game?"And the queer thing is this over-worked world, that stints itself to keep them in idleness, approves of the answer."The flannelled fool," "The muddied oaf," is the pet of the people; their hero, their ideal.
But maybe all this is mere jealousy.Myself, I have never been clever at knocking balls about.