Three pastors got together for coffee one day and found all their churches had bat-infestation problems.
"I got so mad,"said one,"I took a shotgun and fired at them.It made holes in the ceiling, but did nothing to the bats."
"I tried trapping them alive. "said the second,"Then I drove 50 miles before releasing them, but they beat me back to the church."
"I haven't had any more problems."said the third.
"What did you do?"asked the other, amazed.
"I simply baptized and confirmed them, "he replied,"I haven't seen them since."
蝙蝠困扰问题
有一天，三个牧师去喝咖啡，发现他们的教堂都有受蝙蝠困扰的问题。
“我快要发疯了，”其中一名牧师说，“我带了一支猎枪，向它们射击。枪在天花板上打了好几个窟窿，但蝙蝠毫毛未损。”
“我曾试着活捉它们，”第二个牧师说，“然后我驱车走了五十英里才把它们放开，但它们又追着我回到了教堂。”
“我什么问题也没有了。”第三个牧师说。
“你是怎样做的呢？”第二个牧师惊喜地问道。
“我只是给它们洗礼了一下，让它们坚定了信念。”他回答说，“从那以后，我再也没见过它们。”