书城休闲狗血江湖(英文笑话集)
62402400000010

第10章 Experience

A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian.

His lawyer argued,"Your honor, my client has been driving for over twenty years."

"Your honor, "the plaintiff's lawyer retorted,"If this case is going to be judged by experience, I may remind you that my client has been walking for over fifty years!"

经验

一名汽车驾驶员正在受审,因为他开车撞着了一名步行者。

他的律师辩解道:“法官大人,我的当事人已经开了二十年的车了。”

“法官大人,”原告律师回应道,“如果这起案件要凭经验来判决的话,那么我可以提醒您,我的当事人已经走了五十年的路了!”