书城休闲秀外晦中(英文笑话集)
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第6章 The Dog Doesn't Bite

One early morning, an old lady was strolling through the park when she saw James with a dog.

"Does your dog bite?"she asked.

"No."said James.

When the old lady tried to pet the dog, it almost bit her fingers off.

"You said your dog doesn't bite!"screamed the old lady with blood dripping from her hand.

"That's all right. "answered James,"My dog doesn't bite, but that's not my dog. "

不咬人的狗

一天清晨,一位老太太正在公园里溜达,突然瞧见詹姆斯和一条狗在一起。

老太太问:“你的狗咬人吗?”

詹姆斯说:“不咬人。”

当老太太伸出手去摸那条狗时,它却差点儿咬掉她的手指。

“你刚才不是说你的狗不咬人吗?”老太太尖声叫道,血从她的手指上滴了下来。

詹姆斯回答说:“我说得没错啊,我的狗真不咬人,可这条狗不是我的。”