The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend to find his apartment, he said,"Come up to 6M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot. "
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh,"was the reply,"you're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到六楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你不会是要空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。