A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said,"We were the first in space!"
The American said,"We were the first on the moon!"
The blonde said,"So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads,"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"
The blonde replied,"We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
太空竞赛
一天，一名俄罗斯人、一名美国人和一位金发女郎正在聊天。
俄罗斯人说：“我们最先进入太空！”
美国人说：“我们最先登上月球！”
金发女郎说：“那又怎么样？我们将最先抵达太阳！”
俄罗斯人和美国人对视了一眼，然后摇头说：“你不可能抵达太阳，笨蛋！你会被烤焦的！”
女郎回答说：“我们才不笨呢，我们将在晚上去那儿。”