Three men，a doctor，an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St.Peter.St.Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven.He looks at the doctor and asks，“There was a movie which was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg，what was its name？”
The doctor answers，“The Titanic”and he is sent through.He then looks at the accountant and says，“How many people die in that ship？”
Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers，“1500！”St.Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands，in a very heavy voice，“Name them！”
有三个人死了，分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说，如果他们想进入天堂，就得每人回答一个问题。圣彼德看着医生开始发问，“以前电影院放过一部电影，说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没，电影的名字是什么？”
医生回答，“《泰坦尼克号》”，医生随即被允许进入天堂。然后圣彼德看着会计说，“船上有多少人遇难？”。
会计很走运，因为他刚看过这部电影，回答道，“1500人遇难。”圣彼德把会计也放进天堂了。最后，圣彼德转过身，看着律师，非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道，“把1500人的名字都说出来？”
1.accountant n.会计师；会计人员
E.g.She is a qualified accountant.
她是一位合格的会计。
2.iceberg n.冰山；显露部分
E.g.Only the tip of iceberg poped out of water.
只有冰山的尖端突出于水面。
3.Fortunately adv.幸运地
E.g.Fortunately，I made a right decision to come to the GAC center.
我庆幸我做了正确的决定，那就是来到GAC预科中心。
自我测验22：
1.I heard someone a revolutionary song when the school was over yesterday afternoon.
A.singB.sangC.is singingD.sung
2.Peter's father will not let his little boy TV every evening.
A.watchingB.watchC.watchesD.to watch
3.That building is our library.
A.being repairedB.repairingC.having repairedD.repairs
4.You help you，you only have to ask me.
A.want me toB.want that I
C.want I shouldD.are wanting me to
5.Snow was falling when they went along a mountain path to the front.
A.to leadB.ledC.leadingD.being led
6.The driver has been trying the car for nearly an hour.
A.startB.startedC.to startD.for start
7.The boy was seen on the sportsground.
A.to playB.playC.playedD.to be playing
8.She's going to the photographer's.
A.to take her photograph
B.to have taken her photograph
C.to have her photograph taken
D.that he takes her photograph
9.Good-bye，Mr.Jones.I'm pleased.
A.to meet youB.meeting you
C.to have been meeting youD.to have met you
10.We are both looking forward to next week.
A.going on vacationB.go on vacation
C.be going on vacationD.have gone on vacation
key：1-56-10
原始目录
001.Bill Clinton 1
002.Questions for George Bush 1
003.Moving with the film actress 4
004.Death clocks 5
005.Hillary Clinton's hometown 6
006.I do so purely by choice 8
007.White Meat 9
008.Nationalization 10
009.Calvin Coolidge-A Man of Few Words 11
010.He was against it 11
011.buying the TV 14
012.George W.Bush meets Moses 16
013.The Cruises had a fight 18
014.Mototov The Follower 19
015 ironing phone call 21
016.Churchill and Twain 23
017.Madonna，Britney and Christina 25
018.Jack Kennedy-Buying An Election 27
019.Didn't sell the car 28
020.Ben Affleck&Jennifer Aniston are neighbors 31
021.Clint Eastwood-The Kind Man 32
022.How President's Relax 33
023.Paris Hilton turns to kidnapping 35
024.George Washington and the Cherry Tree 37
025.Theodore Roosvelt-On Being a Republican 39
026.Paris is overweight 40
027.Theodore Roosvelt-On Exercise 42
028.Paris Hilton-horse back riding 43
029.Washington DC Newsflash 45
030.Paris Hilton takes her finals 47
031.Rumsfeld's daily briefing 48
032.Pamela Anderson-Hurt all over 51
033.How politicians lie 52
034.Paris Hilton prays for help from God 54
035.Clinton buys pigs 55
036.silent relationship-Tom Cruise&Katie Holmes 56
037.Cameron Diaz on her changing Zip codes 58
038.Clinton The Story Teller 60
039.Sarah Jessica Parker-Corpse——like look on her Face 60
040.French joke“we are going at night”61
041.Sarah Jessica Parker borrows a horrible book 63
042.bill Clinton drowning 64
043.Eva Longoria——locked keys inside her car 66
044.change is coming 67
045.Two actors met 68
046.Eva Longoria&Terry Hatcher-Redecorating her bedroom 69
047.General Patton 71
048 like father，like son 72
049.Napoleon was ill 72
050.Lindsay Lohan&Paris Hilton Bet 75
051.who is George Washington？77
052.Following Suit 78
053.“The President is we tall did.”79
054.Harry Truman-On Becoming a President 81
055.She will order for herself 82
056.obama fans in school 84
057.the president 85
058.The train is not moving 87
059.I'm just glad to hear it 89
060.PEOPLE ARE STUPID 91
061.The Emperor Of Russia 92
062.Al Gore 93
063.They opened their eyes 96
064.George Bush went jogging 97
065.Bill gates and god 99
066.beckham visits a school 102
067.Sleeping Beauty，Tom Thumb and Don Juan 106
068.Having an affair with a horse-Donald Trump 108
069.Albert Einstein and the New Zealand economist 109
070.The Greats Don't Need Hair Cuts 111
071.Bill Gates in Heaven 113
072.oprah's room 116
073.A spider in the paper 118
074.He prefers 119
075.But I must find it 121
076.Mark Twain 122
077.He has been deaf for years 126
078.The faithful wife 129
079.mermaid 130
008.who gets the bill？131
081.subway series 133
082.Seven-up 135
083.naming 137
084.Pope and Queen Elizabeth 139
085.THE WALL 141
086.Psychiatrist 144
087.Goethe's Tolerance 145
088.A Life for a Life 147
089.How do you start a flood？149
090.Dumas 150
091.Johnny's Letter to Baby Jesus 151
092.The Barber 154
093.What Is a Gentleman？155
094.Food and Music 157
095.A Strange Creature 158
096.Why did the chicken cross the road？（1）159
097.Why did the chicken cross the road？（2）161
098.Columbus'telephone number 162
098.MOSES&JESUS 162
099.St Peter's Question 164