Paris Hilton went to her doctor with two red ears.
The doctor asked her“What happened？”
She answered，“I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang，but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear！”the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
“But what happened to your other ear？”
“The person called back.”
帕丽斯·希尔顿两只耳朵红红地去看医生。
医生问：“怎么了？”
她回答说：“我在熨衬衫，突然电话响了。我一不小心没把电话而是把熨斗拿了起来放到耳朵上了。”
医生觉得很难以置信，叫道：“天呐！那你另一只耳朵怎么了？”
帕丽斯·希尔顿回答说：“那个人又打了一次电话。”
1.happen v.发生，碰巧，偶然
E.g.What happened last night had nothing to do with me.
昨晚发生的事与我无关。
2.iron n/v 熨斗；烫平，熨铁
E.g.Would you like me to iron your trousers for you？
要我帮你烫一烫裤子吗？
3.accidentally adv.意外地，偶然地 来自形容词accident
E.g.The damage could not have been caused accidentally.
这次损坏不可能是偶然因素造成的。
4.stick v.粘住，粘贴
E.g.We used glue to stick the broken pieces together.
我们用胶水把碎片粘到一起。
5.exclaim v.呼喊，惊叫，大声叫
E.g.She opened her eyes and exclaimed in delight at the scene.
看着这情景，她瞪着眼睛，高兴地大叫起来。
6.disbelief n.不信，怀疑
E.g.He stared at me in disbelief.
他满腹疑惑地盯着我。
1.pick up：
（1）拿起，举起，提起
E.g.He picked up the phone and dialed the number.
他拿起电话，拨打号码。
（2）改善，好转，增强
E.g.Trade usually picks up in spring.
贸易一般在春天回升。
（3）重新开始，继续
E.g.Let's pick up where we left yesterday.
咱们从昨天停下的地方继续吧。
2.call back 再打电话，回电话
E.g.She said she would call back.
她说她会回电话。