Pamela Anderson walks into a doctor's office.She gets into the room with the doctor and says，“Doc，I hurt all over.”
The doctor is really confused.He says，“What do you mean，you hurt all over？”
Pamela Anderson says，“I'll show you.”
She then touches herself on her leg.“OW！！！I hurt there.”Then she touches her earlobe.“OW！！！！！！I hurt there too！”Then she touches her hair.“OW！！！！！EVEN MY HAIR HURTS！”
So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 minutes.Then he says，“Tell me，is blonde your natural hair color？”Pamela Anderson says，“Yes，why？”
The doctor says，“Well，you get a broken finger……”
帕米拉·安德森去看医生。她走进医生办公室说：“医生，我全身都疼。”
医生很疑惑，说：“什么叫‘全身都疼’？”
帕米拉·安德森说：“我给你看。”
她摸了一下腿，“嗷！这里好疼。”她又摸了摸耳垂，“嗷！这里也疼！”她又摸了摸头发，“嗷！连我的头发都疼！”
医生坐在那儿，想了5分钟。接着，他说：“金黄色是你头发的天然颜色吗？”帕米拉·安德森说：“是的，怎么了？”
医生说：“你的手指受伤了……”
confused adj.困惑的；混乱的；糊涂的v.困惑（confuse的过去式）
E.g.The two steps cannot be confused.
这两个步骤不能搞混了。