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第45章 Synonym=Bad Language同义词=骂人

A man without patience is a lamp without oil.

Synonym=Bad Language

One day a tenyearold child asked his mother, “Mom, what is a synonym?”

“What? You even dont know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean youre sillysilly adj.愚蠢的, 无聊的, 失去知觉的, 无助的, stupidstupid adj.愚蠢的, 麻木的, 乏味的. Now you know what a synonym is ?”

“Yes, a synonym is using bad language.” The child concluded.

没有耐心的人是盏没有油的灯。

同义词=骂人

一天, 一个10岁的孩子问母亲:“妈,什么是同义词?”

“你说什么?竟然连同义词都不懂!真是个笨蛋。我说你是个笨蛋,就是说你是个傻瓜,是个蠢货。你现在明白同义词的意思了吗?”

“明白了。同义词就是骂人。”