Before I could say anything，Derek lunged for me with his hands，one at my shoulder，turning me to him and one behind my head，pulling my face into his. He kissed me violently. I immediately clamped my teeth down.
He jerked back，wailing，“Ouch！ You bit me！”
“Derek，”I shrieked at the top of my lungs.“You drive me straight home this instant！”
He shoved his keys into the ignition and drove me home. I exited the car the second it came to a stop，slamming the door behind me. I leapt up the steps to my house.
Inside，I greeted my family.
They were all seated on the couch，watching a biblical film. Clare looked up at me with a smirk on her face. I walked briskly to the bathroom and pulled out my mouthwash and toothbrush， removing all traces of chilidog and Derek.
Jane and Clare sat on my bed，eagerly waiting to hear what happened.
“Everything that could possibly go wrong did，”I cried，and then explained the rest of the story. They were supportive and tried to reassure me，but once I said，“Derek has no idea how lucky he is. I was just about to grab Dad，s shotgun，”they burst into laughter，so hard they began crying and suddenly I was laughing too because of the sheer ridiculousness of the whole event.
After that，I didn，t want to kiss a boy ever again. I was through. But looking back，I couldn，t help but smile and think that chilidog played a part in my first kiss，it sucked.
大家都知道，初吻应该是令人兴奋，能改变人生的。至少，这是童话故事和好莱坞喜欢向那些正在寻找白马王 子的少女们承诺的那样。我不得不承认，在昨晚之前，我——像许多女孩一样——被这种信念蒙蔽，认为我的 初吻将是我生平所遇到的最美好的事情。我认为那会是充满魔法的一幕。我深信，在我的双唇与我的终生挚爱 相碰的那一刻，布满繁星的天空会突然绽放色彩，唱诗班也会立即开始高唱“哈利路亚”！
唉，我觉得现在自己有点像个白痴，因为我的初吻肯定不是我所遇到的最美好的事情。实际上，是截然相反… …
我的母亲，嗯，是一个极端保守的人。我和妹妹简断定她以前是个训练教官。直到我们年满18岁才允许我们参 加集体式约会，这是一个非常大的问题，因为我刚刚同意与德里克？科里约会……单独约会。
五点钟慢慢地到了。我一看到德里克的车，就赶紧抓着钱包迅速地向前门跑去。我的手心在流汗。起初，我的 手指从车门把手上溜下来。在上车之前，我匆忙在毛衣上擦干双手。
坐稳后，我端详着德里克，他非常帅——波浪状的深黑色头发和引人注目的靛蓝色眼睛。我真是宇宙中最幸运 的女孩。
“你看起来很漂亮，”他说道，气息闻起来像冬日薄荷的味道。“准备好了吗？”我点点头。我朝我家瞥了一 眼，注意到简和我的表弟克莱尔透过房间的窗户盯着我窃笑。我真的不介意，因为我和德里克在一起。在去电 影院的途中，我一直在想我的新名字听起来是多么的可爱。罗克珊？科里。我喜欢这个名字。我们把车停到电影 院后就跳下了车。
他迅速走远了。我追上他，并再次在毛衣上擦干手上的汗，然后鼓起勇气牵住他的手。我的脸在发烧。他低头 面带微笑地看着我。
太棒了！
我们走过去买电影票。我迫不及待地想看《27套礼服》。“两张《血色将至》的票，”德里克说。
“什么？”我疑问道。“我以为我们要看的是《27套礼服》。”
“别担心，”他告诉我。“如果你害怕，你可以躲在我的胳膊后面。”我开始有种不好的预感。
在进入电影院之前，德里克为我们俩买了一袋爆米花和两杯苏打水。然后，他又要了一种零食……一个添加了 洋葱的辣味热狗。就在我认为我会得到初吻的时候他买了一个添加了洋葱的辣味热狗！
我们就座了。德里克看着电影，整个左手臂环抱着爆米花的袋子，右手拿着辣味热狗，像食肉动物一样大口地 咬着热狗，像饿了几年似的。
真恶心。
我能听到的全是他的牙齿撕肉声和令人反感的咀嚼声，伴随着一些高兴的呻吟声。“嗯，这电影太棒了，”他 说，满嘴的辣味热狗。
我几乎窒息了。
我把手伸进爆米花的袋子里，里面是空空的！他吃光了。真是只猪呀！
整部电影除了血液和内脏外什么也没有。在电影放映的大部分时间里，我不得不低头瞪着自己的双脚，但我听 到的声音让我作呕，有时我觉得自己好像要吐了。
电影终于结束了，我大大地松了一口气。“好吧，”德里克评论道，“这部电影真精彩！”
“是啊，”我翻翻白眼，喃喃地讽刺道，“精彩极了。”
“好吧，我们离开这儿吧，”他说。
我们走出电影院来到车旁。他甚至没有为我开门！当我坐进车内时，我几乎窒息了，因为德里克的气息令人作 呕，而且他止不住地打嗝。“哎呀，”他又打了一个嗝后笑了起来。
在送我回家的途中，德里克一直在谈论这部电影是如何不可思议。不久，我们就快到我妹妹的中学，这离我家 只有几条街。然而，德里克没有开进学校，而是直接把车开到了停车场，并关掉了引擎。
我还没来得及说话，德里克双手向我扑过来，一只手扶着我的肩膀，让我转身面对他，另一只手置于我的脑后，把我的脸推向他。他粗鲁地吻我。我立刻合上牙齿。
他猛然退后，哀号道，“哎哟！你咬我！“
“德里克，”我歇斯底里地喊道。“立刻直接送我回家！”
他启动引擎，随后开车送我回家。车一停，我就下车，砰的一声将车门甩在身后，大步地跑回家里。
回到家，我向家人问好。
他们都坐在沙发上看关于《圣经》的电影。克莱尔抬起头，一脸傻笑地望着我。我迅速地走进浴室，拿出我的 漱口水和牙刷，刷掉所有辣味热狗和德里克留下的痕迹。
珍和克莱尔站在我的床边，急切地想要打听发生了什么事。
“一切都可能出错了，”我哭道，然后解释了其余的情节。他们支持我，并试图安慰我，但只要我一说，“德 里克不知道他是多么幸运，因为我想做的只是拿起爸爸的猎枪，”他们就爆笑起来，让他们陪着我哭太难了，突然我也大笑起来，因为整件事情实在太荒唐了。
此后，我再也不想和男孩接吻了。我已经历过了。但每当我回顾此事时，我就忍不住发笑，想起辣味热狗在我 的初吻中所产生的影响，真是太糟糕了。
fairytale
【释义】adj. 童话式的；童话中才有的；优美无比的
【短语】Fairytale Fights 童话战斗；fairytale success 出人意料的好结果
convince
【释义】vt. 说服；使确信，使信服
【短语】convince sb. to do sth. 说服某人做某事
convince sb. of sth. 使……信服……
definitely
【释义】adv. 清楚地，当然；明确地，肯定地
sergeant
【释义】n. 军士；警察小队长；海军陆战队中士；高等律师
frantic
【释义】adj. 狂乱的，疯狂的
indigo
【释义】n. 靛蓝，靛蓝染料；靛蓝色；槐蓝属植物 adj. 靛蓝色的
【短语】indigo blue 紫蓝色
mint
【释义】n. 薄荷；[金融] 造币厂，巨款 vt. 铸造，铸币
【短语】Mint green 薄荷绿，绿色
carnivorous
【释义】adj. 食肉的；肉食性的
【短语】carnivorous habit 肉食性习惯
obnoxious
【释义】adj. 讨厌的；可憎的；不愉快的
【短语】obnoxious backstabber 可憎的暗箭伤人者；obnoxious odor 恶臭气味
Fickle in Love/ 花心校草
I fell in love with him because he was the most popular guy in school. He was the new boy in town，and he and his brothers had become the rage of the whole school. Not only were they all the most handsome hunks we，d ever set our eyes on，they were also musicians. And Peter-he was the lead singer. How cool is that！
I was at home，sick，when he joined our school. My friends would call me up and rave about this great new guy that I just had to see. My curiosity rose even higher when they told me stories of how he，d play the guitar in class，never have any homework done and didn，t care about anyone or anything. When his trips to the principal，s office had beaten the school record，I was intrigued. This was one guy I just had to meet.
I had gotten sick at the beginning of the school year，so when I came back to school fifteen days later，all the seats in our class had already been assigned-except to Peter and me. Our teacher set up two chairs and a table on the side of the class-a temporary arrangement until she could fit us in.
Our first day was a complete disaster. Not only was he stubborn，selfish and immature，but he made it a point to argue with me about everything.
“What，s the circumference of a circle？”
“It，s not that！”
“World War II started in 1939，right？”
“Yeah，if history textbooks are all correct.”
“What，s the capital of Finland？”
“Why？ You，re planning on going there？”
Soon，we were in each other，s faces all day long. I swear，if it hadn，t been for his hazel eyes，I，d have killed him. Finally，one day our teacher warned us that we better start getting along or she，d make us sit together through the entire semester. Not wanting to spend a moment with him longer than was necessary，I decided to give it a try.
Being nice to him wasn，t as hard as I had imagined. His atrocious attitude，sarcastic comments and blatant disrespect for everyone around him was more than I could take. But once he，d start to sing，you，d forget everything in the room. The only thing you，d hear was his voice，the only thing you，d see-his eyes.
With each day passing day，we became closer. His atrocious attitude now seemed pretty cool，and the sarcastic comments were kind of funny. It was hard not to like him after getting to know him. Then I went a step ahead and fell utterly head-over-heels in love with him. Little did I know a spark had hit both sides.