There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice。When they got home the first blonde said，“How are we going to tell them apart？”The second blonde said，“Why don't we take one and chop off one of its legs？”
But during the night the mouse with four legs said to the mouse with three legs，“That's not fair—I want three legs too。”So the mouse with three legs told him to eat one of his legs。And so he did。
The next morning the blondes were upset about this so they did the same thing as the day before。But again the mouse with three legs ate one of his legs。This went on until both mice had no tails and legs。Then one of the blondes shouted，“All right，that's it！You take the black one and I'll take the white one！”
有两个金发女郎是室友，她俩都买了老鼠。到家之后，第一个金发女郎说：“咱们怎么区分这两只老鼠啊？”第二个金发女郎说：“咱们何不拿一只出来把它的腿剁掉一只呢？”
晚上的时候四条腿儿的老鼠对三条腿儿的说：“这可不公平。我也想要三条腿儿。”所以三条腿儿的老鼠告诉它咬掉自己的一条腿儿就可以了。四条腿儿的老鼠照着做了。
第二天早上两个金发女郎对此感到非常的沮丧，所以她们像前一天那样又剁了一只老鼠的一条腿儿。但是三条腿儿的老鼠又吃掉了自己的一条腿儿。这样一直到最后两只老鼠都没有尾巴和腿儿了。两个金发女郎中的一个喊道：“算了吧，算了吧。你拿那只黑色的老鼠，我拿那只白色的老鼠好了！”
1.upset v。使心烦意乱
Losing the necklace borrowed from her friend upset her completely。（她把从朋友那儿借来的项链弄丢了，这使她心烦意乱。）
1.tell apart 分辨，区分
Those who can't tell colors apart are called color-blind。（不能辨别颜色的人叫色盲。）
2.chop off 砍掉
You may chop off the hand，but we will grow another foot。（你可以砍掉一只手，但是我们会长出一只脚。）