A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet：“My dog's cross-eyed，is there anything you can do for it？”
“Well。”said the vet，“let's have a look at him。”So he picked the dog up and had a good look at its eyes。
“Well。”said the vet，“I'm going to have to put him down。”
“Just because he's cross-eyed。”said the man。“No，because he's heavy。”said the vet。
一个人把他的罗威纳犬带到兽医那儿说：“我的狗是斗鸡眼，你觉得能治好吗？”
兽医说：“让我先看看它。”然后兽医把狗拎了起来看了看它的眼睛，说：“我得把它放下来。”
那个人问：“就是因为它是斗鸡眼吗？”兽医回答：“不是，是因为它太重了。”
1.vet n。兽医
How long have you been a vet，Mr Smith？（史密斯先生，你做兽医有多长时间了？）
2.cross-eyed adj。斜视的，对视眼的，斗鸡眼的
自我测验1：
1.Don't worry too much about makingmistakes。They arenatural part of learning。
A。/；a
B。the；/
C。/；the
D。the；the
2.Tom was very sick with a bad cough，he could neither eat nor sleep。
A。as a result
B。after all
C。anyway
D。otherwise
3.Two thirds of the workdone by Jimmy，andwas done by Nancy。
A。was；the rest
B。was；the others
C。were；the others
D。were；the rest
4.I am his best friend，and I will alwayshim。
A。look into
B。watch over
C。join inD。worry
5.—Have you heard that Tom，as well as his parents，moved to Beijing？
—Really？NoI haven't seen him for a long time。
A。have；doubt
B。has；wonder
C。have；reasonD。has；choice
6.The old man had one son and two daughters，treated him well，made him very sad。
A。neither of whom；that
B。neither of them；which
C。none of whom；whichD。none of them；that
7.—Would you please give me a hand and take the bookcase upstairs？
—。
A。With pleasure
B。My pleasure
C。Of course I do
D。Yes，that's all right
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