There were two rabbits，Barry and Fred。They were being tested in a laboratory and after a few losses of hair and half of their teeth missing they decided to try and escape。
They made this great plan and the next thing they knew，they were out in the counrtyside smelling the grass and generaly having a good time。After a bit Barry got in a bit of a mood。
“Why are you in such a mood”said Fred。Barry said in a sulky mood“Well you know that laboratory we were at，well I'm starting to miss that place”Fred said in disbelief“What，are you mad？That place is a dump。I've got more injection holes on my body than pores！”
“Yeah，I know”said Barry“But I'm killing for a fag。”
从前有两只兔子，一只叫巴里，一只叫弗拉德。它们被用来在实验室做实验，在脱过几次毛和掉过几只牙后，它们决定要尝试着逃跑。
它们做了周密的计划，实施之后它们发现它们已经到了乡村，闻到了草的味道，并且玩得很愉快。过了一小会儿巴里有点情绪化。弗拉德问：“你为什么这副鬼样子？”巴里不高兴地说：“你还记得我们曾经住过的那个实验室吧，我开始有点想念那儿了。”弗拉德不相信地说道：“什么，你疯了吗？那个地方很垃圾。我身上的针眼儿比汗毛孔还多呢。”
巴里说：“我知道。但是我快被我自己是同性恋这事儿搞疯了。”
1.escape v。逃跑，逃脱
The soldier escaped from the enemy's prison。（这个士兵从敌人的监狱里逃了出来。）
2.sulky adj。生气的，绷着脸的
He was very sulky about it indeed。（他对这事确实很生气。）
3.injection n。注射
It's time for another injection。（又该打针了。）