The store manager returned from lunch，he noticed that his clerk's hand was bandaged，but before he could ask about the bandage，the clerk had some very good news for him。
“Guess what，sir？”the clerk said。“I finally sold that terrible，ugly suit we've had so long！”
“Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing？！”the manager asked。
“That's the one！”
“That's great！”the manager cried，“I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity。That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had。But tell me，why was your hand bandaged？”
“Oh。”the clerk replied，“After I sold the guy that suit，his seeing-eye dog bit me。”
商店的经理吃完午饭回来后发现店员的手打上了绷带。他还没来得及问是怎么回事，店员就赶着告诉他个好消息。
店员说：“先生，猜猜怎么了？我终于把那件难看的衣服卖掉了！”
经理说：“你是说那件令人作呕的粉蓝色的双排扣衣服吗？”
店员说：“没错！”
经理说：“太好啦！我以为我们会一直卖不掉那件丑得要命的衣服呢。那可是咱们这儿有史以来最难看的衣服。告诉我，那你的手怎么打上了绷带呢？”
店员说：“我把衣服卖给那个人后，他的导盲犬就因此咬了我。”
1.bandage n。绷带
He wrapped a bandage around his injured arm。（他给他受伤的手臂缠上了绷带。）
v。用绷带包扎
The nurse bandaged his wound carefully。（护士仔细包扎了他的伤口。）
2.suit n。（一套）衣服
I picked out a black suit。（我挑了一套黑色西装。）
v。适合，与……，相称
This dress suits you beautifully。（这件衣服你穿非常合适。）
3.repulsive adj。令人反感的，令人厌恶的
His behavior was repulsive。（他的行为令人厌恶。）
4.double-breasted 双排扣的，对襟的
5.monstrosity n。怪物，畸形
The palace is a monstrosity。（宫殿建得很怪异。）
1.get rid of 摆脱，除去，丢弃
This woman moved to another city，trying to get rid of her bad reputation。（这个女人搬到另一个城市，试图摆脱自己的坏名声。）