疯狂演绎小沈阳搞笑语录
小沈阳语录TOP 1：
我的中文名叫小沈阳，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang!
google版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang，my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
雷人版：My Chinese name called little shen sun，my English name called 小—损—样儿!
正常版：My Chinese name is 小沈阳，my English name is Xiao Shenyang.
小沈阳语录TOP 2：
老妹儿，这是为什么呢?
google版：Old sister，this is why?
雷人版：Old sister son，this is why what?
正常版：Why is this?
小沈阳语录TOP 3：
音乐准备好了吗? Music!
google版：Music ready for it？Music!
雷人版：Music ready well le-ma? 谬贼!
正常版：Music are you ready? 音乐!
小沈阳语录TOP 4：
不要——不要——停——不要停，pia、pia地。
google版：Not to stop-not to not to stop，pia，pia to.
雷人版：No want-no want-stop-no want stop，屁啊、屁啊滴。
正常版：don’t，don’t…stop，don’t stop，啪啪地。
小沈阳语录TOP 5：
我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
google版：I am just an ordinary actor二人转。
雷人版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
正常版：I am just an ordinary actor of“two person act”.
小沈阳语录TOP 6：
我也是有身份证的人。
google版：Me too have the ID card people.
雷人版：I also am have body card people.
正常版：I am also somebody with an ID card.
小沈阳语录TOP 7：
我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人。
google版：I myself can do things other people never troublesome.
雷人版：I myself can do come thing，never no bother others.
正常版：Whenever I can deliver myself，I never bother others.
小沈阳语录TOP 8：
走别人的路，让别人无路可走!
google版：Take someone else’s road，to let others no way!
雷人版：Walk other man’s road，allow other man no way can go!
正常版：Follow others’footprint，leave them no way to go.
小沈阳语录TOP 9：
世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的。
google版：The world are U.S., but also sons，but the band are finally grandchildren’s.
雷人版：The world is ours，too is sons，but final end is that group of grandsons.
正常版：The world belongs to us，but also to our children，but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
小沈阳语录TOP 10：
你都不理我，那我成狗不理了!
google版：You ignore me，then ignore me into a dog!
雷人版：You all no care me，that I become dog no care!
正常版：Even you you don’t care me，then I would become Go- Believe!
大话西游——永远无法超越的经典
唐僧语录
你又在吓我。
You scare me again.
打雷，下雨，收衣服啦！
Thunder，rain，received more clothes!
你想要啊？你想要就说吧，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢？
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?
你有多少兄弟姐妹？你父母尚在吗？你说句话啊！我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已。
How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend when I’m going to die.
所以说做妖就像做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。
Being a devil is the same as being a human. We should be kind. If we are kind，we are not a devil，we are a hybrid.
至尊宝语录
莫非是一家黑店？
Is this a slaughter house?
长夜漫漫，无心睡眠。
It’s a long night，no mood to sleep.
爱一个人是痛苦的。
Love means pain.
要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊？
Should I show you my heart?
这样的话只是得到我的肉体，并不能得到我的灵魂。
You can just get my body instead of my spirit.
有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人，这段感情才是最要命的。
When you discover that you’ve fallen in love with a man you hate，this affair is really hurting you.
可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢？请你给我一个理由好不好？拜托！
But how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Please give me a reason，please!
曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前，我却没有珍惜，直到失去才追悔莫及。人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此。如果上天再给我一次机会的话，我一定会对那女孩说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话，我希望是一万年。
I have had my best love before, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her，I fell regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance，I will say 3 words to her-I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love，I hope it is 10 thousand years.
紫霞仙子语录
爱一个人需要理由吗？不需要吗？需要吗？
We don’t need any reason to love a person. Don’t we? Do we?
可惜快乐永远都是短暂的，换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹。
But happiness is always a flash of time. We only have endless pain.
如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起，就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心。
If I can’t be with the one who I love，I won’t be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.
武林外传——江湖也能如此搞！
Oh my god!
额滴神啊！
Oh my mom!
亲娘哎！
Elder brother’s wife~~~~~~~~~~
嫂子~~~~~~~~~
Go back home，and find your mom.
各回各家，各找各妈。
I really think you’re nice~~~~
我看好你哟~
There have people above me.
我上头有人。
Remove Mountains
排山倒海
Sunflower point points hand
葵花点穴手
A sage said that…Confucius said that…
子曾经曰过
Wait! I’ll do it!
放着我来!
Tiger doesn’t get angry，you think it’s HELLO KITTY.
老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY。
I admire you，I respect you，I really adore you.
额服了you，额尊敬you，额的内心崇拜you。
I’m like the fly which is climbing on the glass，the sunshine is in front of me，but I just cannot find out the outlet.
我就像一只爬在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路。
There won’t have two tigers in one place，unless they’re male and female.
一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。
Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece.
帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女。
I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons.
我祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙。
The world is that sweetness，but I’m this testiness，it’s not good，not good.
世界如此美妙，我却如此暴躁，这样不好，不好。
Take it easy，I’ll do all the things.
放心！这事全包我身上了。
I confirm，ensure and make certain that.
确定，一定以及肯定。
I deny，disaffirm and disavow that.
否决，否认以及否定。
Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched，be low-pitched. All be low-pitched.
嘘！嘘！嘘！低调！低调！都低调！
This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me!
我最后一次警告你啊，请使用人类的语言和我交谈。
Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night?
你咋这样子嘛！什么时候睡觉不好，非得晚上睡啊？
You are unkind，cheeky and out of all reason.
你无情、无耻、无理取闹。
Oh my god，lord and providence!
我的神啊，上帝啊以及老天爷啊！
I’m wrong，I’m really wrong，I’m wrong from the beginning. I shouldn’t marry here，if I didn’t marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didn’t die，I’ll never in this heart rending place now.