A Chinese man walked into a pub with his pal in New York.
He says to his pal，“Hey！That's the Director of Jurassic Park，Steven Spielberg over there！God，I wish he'll come over to say hi.”
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavy punch on the nose.
“Hey！！What's that for？！”
“You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour！”
“I'm not Japanese！I'm Chinese！”
“Chinese，Vietnamese，Japanese，you're all the same！”
Spielberg walks back.
The Chinese man walked over calmly and gave Spielberg a really heavy punch on the face.
“What……！？！”
“YOU BLOODY AMERICAN！YOU SANK THE TITANIC！”
“No，no，an iceberg sank the Titanic！”
“Iceberg，Carlsberg，Spielberg，you're all the same！”
一个中国人与他的朋友走进了纽约的酒吧。
他对朋友说：“嘿，那不是《侏罗纪公园》的导演史蒂芬·斯皮尔伯格吗？天，我真希望他能过来打个招呼！”
斯皮尔伯格突然走过来，对着中国人就是一拳。
“嘿！凭什么打我？”
“你们血腥的日本人炸珍珠港的时候把我祖父炸死了！”
“我不是日本人！我是中国人！”
“中国人，越南人，日本人，你们都一样！”
斯皮尔伯格走了回去。
中国人冷静地跟了过去，狠狠地朝斯皮尔伯格的脸上打了一拳。
“什么……！！”
“你们血腥的美国人！你们把泰坦尼克号沉没了！”
“不，不，是冰山沉没了泰坦尼克号！”
“冰山（Iceberg），嘉士伯（Carlsberg），斯皮尔伯格（Spielberg），你们也都一样！”
1.pub n.酒吧
E.g.I usually drink in the pub.我通常都在酒店喝。
2.pal n.朋友，伙伴，同事
3.suddenly adv.忽然；突然地
E.g.The museum suddenly erupted in fire.
博物馆突然着火燃烧。
4.punch vt.开洞；以拳重击vi.用拳猛击
E.g.to punch holes in a sheet of metal 在金属板上冲孔
5.bloody adj.嗜杀的，残忍的；血腥的；非常的；血色的
E.g.These books are bloody and are vivid.这些书是血腥的且是生动的。
6.bomb vt.轰炸，投弹于vi.轰炸，投弹；失败n.炸弹
E.g.A time bomb explodes some time after it is placed in position.
定时炸弹被放置于定位后，会在一段时间后爆炸。
7.Vietnamese 越南人
Vietnam 越南
8.calmly adv.平静地；冷静地；安静地
E.g.The sheep lay calmly at her feet.
那些羊安静地躺在她的脚旁。
9.iceberg n.冰山
Pearl Harbour 珍珠港自我测验18：
1.I found___to answer all the questions within the time given.
A.no possibilityB.there was impossibility
C.impossibleD.it impossible
2.My shoes are worn out.I must.
A.have it mendedB.have it to men
C.have them mendedD.have them mend
3.We are glad to good progress in our English study.
A.be madeB.madeC.have madeD.have been made
4.I am proud of in New China.
A.to be a studentB.be a studentC.being a studentD.am a student
5.If you ask nicely，mother will probably a piece of cake.
A.let you to haveB.allow you have
C.allow that you haveD.let you have
6.In many ways，riding a bicycle is similar to.
A.the driving of a carB.when you drive a car
C.driving a carD.when driving a car
7.you wave your hands in front of your face，you can feel the air against your face.
A.movedB.movesC.movingD.to move
8.He wants as soon as possible.
A.that this job is doneB.this job done
C.that this job is madeD.this job made
9.We can't understand why he avoided to us.
A.to speakB.speechC.having spokenD.speaking
10.four modernizations we must study law of nature.
A.To realizeB.RealizingC.RealizedD.Having realized
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