Politeness is to do and say the kindest thing in the kindest way.
Which Month Did He Go Away？
When Jack bowedbow v.鞠躬， 弯腰 to someone， he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldnt wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmheartedwarmhearted adj.热心肠的， 亲切的 men taught him， “When you bow to somebody next time， you can count‘January， February， March…until December.’Then you can lift your body up. Thus， the ceremony will be perfect.”
礼貌就是做最慈善的事，讲最和善的话。
几月走的？
杰克给人鞠躬，飞快地一点头，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂礼貌。于是便有好心的人教他说，“下次鞠躬的时候，你就在心里数：正月、二月、三月……一直数到十二月为止，然后再直起身来。这样，礼节就周全了。”
The next day， he met his uncle， he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escapedescape vi.逃脱， 避开， 溜走 away soon. When Jack looked up， he found his uncle gone. So he asked the passer， “Which month did he go away？”
第二天，杰克见到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。这躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一惊，赶紧逃开了。杰克抬头一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便问过路人：“我叔叔几月走的？”
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