A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head。
The bar attendant asks，“What's that on your head？”
The frog says，“I don't know，it started out as a wart on my bum！”
一个家伙走进一家酒吧，他的头上有只青蛙。
酒吧服务员问他：“你头上长的什么东西啊？”
青蛙说到：“我也不知道，它是一开始就长在我屁股上的疣。”
1.bloke n。家伙，小子
You must be crazy to marry that bloke！（你嫁给那个家伙是昏了头吧）
2.wart n。疣，肉赘
3.bum n。屁股，流浪汉
自我测验25：
1.Many sportsmen are getting ready the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games。
A。to
B。with
C。for
D。on
2.Mom，I want to ask grandpa a question。
—Oh。is reading a newspaper upstairs。
A。He
B。Him
C。His
D。Himself
3.All the teachers enjoyed themselves on March 8th，because it was their own holiday。
A。man
B。men
C。woman
D。women
4.There's a red car parking in our neighborhood。Do you know it is？
A。what B。who C。whoseD。whom
5.In our city，middle school students want to work as a teacher in the future。
A。thousandB。thousand ofC。thousands of D。two thousand of
6.Now telephones are very popular and they are much than before。
A。cheapB。cheaperC。cheapestD。the cheapest
7.—Linda，I am very thirsty。
—Let's go to the nearest supermarket some drink，OK？
A。buyB。boughtC。to buy D。buying
8.Tony is a clever boy，he usually fails in Chinese exams。
A。so B。but C。or D。because
9.Many trees and flowers in our school last year，and they made our school a beautiful garden。
A。plant B。plantedC。have plantedD。were planted
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